![]() Not to mention Angel Jeff is going to fail us on the premarital test if we participate in any nookie before the wedding. Tacky invitations and cake that causes food poisoning aside, I also need to deal with the stream of Demons entering my world from mysteriously opened portals. Being mated is great, but getting married is important to me. Yep, I know nuptials in the undead world are unheard of, but I'm still hanging on to my humanity if only by a thread. You get the royal wedding from hell - or, to be more accurate, possibly in hell.Īll I want to do is marry the Vampyre of my dreams, with my closest friends and family in attendance. ![]() ![]() What do you get when you combine a three-headed monster named Charles a rotund, gay, dancing Demon named Doug a culinary disaster baked by Mother Nature a celibate premarital councilor named Jeff an offer from Satan that's impossible to refuse and Steve Perry? ![]()
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